how not to drive through a puddle

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  1. oldwinegum

    oldwinegum Gardener

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  2. oldwinegum

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    Do not panic, have not started replying to myself, but would add the following. Suspect that the engine ingested water ... which can be terminal. So we get to pay for it. Bearing in mind the bow wave, was it dangerous and irrisponsible driving.

    Had the plods not been in such a hurry, would they have arrested the guys with the camera? On what charges? This brings back memories of Constable Savage on Not The Nine O'Clock News (who arrested Mr Winston Kadogo on charges such as "wearing a loud shirt in a built up area", "being in possession of an offensive wife" and "looking at me in a funny way".

    So for the wet plods, how about:
    Looking at me in an amused manner.
    Laughing at a police vehicle whilst its siren was sounding.
    Taking my picture without written permission.
    Being in possession of wellies in a non-agriculatural area.

    Etc etc
     
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    very good i like it :D :D
     
  4. pete

    pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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    I dare say they could come up with an appropriate FINE for all of those offences OWG.
     
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