Who is Jack Schitt?

Bob the Builder (it's really his name and his wife's name is Wendy) passed this gem along to us this morning so I am passing it along to you ...

Who is Jack Schitt?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Well, thanks to my geneology efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married to Oh Schitt, the owner of Needeep N Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children ... Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married ten years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Yours
Crock O Schitt

[ 06. June 2007, 11:11 AM: Message edited by: Lady of Leisure ]

 

I just hope nobody ever asks me that as I'm sure to get it all muddled up! It was funny though.

 

Deep Schitt LoL. :D

 

LoL and Woo, you should both be on the stage...sweeping it...only joking.Very good I like that one :D :D

 

Man u're kidding

So where do Big Hepa Schitt and his sister Whole Lotta Schitt fit into this ****py family??

 

A worthy contender for the best of the month, and a must for passing on.
Tks Mike (OWG).