wives???? don't you just!!!!

Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Essex and
had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and
dinner cooked.

The second man had married a woman from Birmingham. He
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was
a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Glasgow. He told
her that her duties were to keep the house clean,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and
hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day some of
the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
eat and load the dishwasher.

[ 18. April 2007, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: oldwinegum ]

 

Oldwinegum,
Love it, brilliant,it's just how i feel today.
You've made me laugh soooo much.Cheers

 

Very good OWG! :D

 

Your little ditties do make the day, owg!

 

:D
Hope the ladies from Birmingham and Essex were meeting up with the lady from Glasgow at the same time though to get some tips!

 

The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D