The Bath Tub Test...!!!!!!!

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  1. Marley Farley

    Marley Farley Affable Admin! Staff Member

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    :D I thought this was very apt'....!!!! :D

    ;) THE BATHTUB TEST.

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

    DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE???

    :D :D :D
     
  2. elainefiz

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    I`ll take the bed nearest the window. :D
     
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    It's going to be a full asylum! :rolleyes: :D
     
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    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    I hadn't decided immediately .. so where do I go? Don't answer! :D :D :D
     
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    :D Yes, but what a nice place the Asylum would be with us lot in there.....!!!!!! :D :D It would have the best kept gardens & the decor would be fantastic with our artists too....!!!!! :D :D
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    I saw that one coming Marley!! :D :D
    What would you all like me to bring you on my next visit?? [​IMG]
     
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    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:

    So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
     
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