The Lone Ranger

Lone Ranger and Tonto were sitting in a bar one day having a couple of pints .. suddenly in rushes this cowboy and shouts out .." Who owns the white horse outside"?
Lone Ranger replies .. "I do"
Cowboys says .." you better go and have a look, he's lying on the ground"
Out goes the dynamic pair and the lone ranger bends down looks at silver(his horse).. offers up a few drops of water to his lips and silver starts to come round and lone ranger says..
"i know whats wrong with him .. heat exhaustion , I have an idea Tonto , we take it in turns to run around him to fan him, that will cool him down"
tonto says "ok kimmasabba"
Lone ranger replies" you go first , I will have a pint and then take over "
So the Lone Ranger is back in the bar enjoying his Carlsberg when all of a sudden another cowboy runs in exclaiming .."Who owns the white horse outside"?
Lone Ranger retorts .."I do"
Cowboy says ......


wait for it .....


wait ........


"You've left your injun running " !!!!

[ 25. February 2007, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: oldwinegum ]

 

An oldie but a good'un. :D

 

Yes, it is. Did yall used to watch that programme as kids?

 

The old ones are always the best. David.

 

That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.