only read if you were born before 1970

Shiny, did you find the mamoth fur used to itch something rotten?

 

Isn't this auto censor pathetic? s****e has to be written as sc.rape. Come on moderaters - this is a grown up website isn't it?

(Not moaning again Roders - just suggesting...)

 

:D

 

You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was 21.

A cave?? I used to dreeeeeeeem about living in a cave. All we had was an old ditch.