How to clean your toilet - the fun way!

I just found this in another Forum and although I am a great cat lover, I had to chuckle over this.


How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 

Kedi-Gato - how cruel .....lol!!!

 

You naughty naughty girl. :D :D



[ 24. November 2006, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: roders ]

 

:D :D :D I agree with them, K-G .. but it's brill, isn't it?

BTW, I did have/read 100 Things What to do With a Dead Cat and have to admit, you have to laugh and cringe at the same time! :eek: :eek: and :eek: again!

Oh, jjordie, love that walker! Hmmmm, maybe could get it and K-G's having an amble together!

 

Brilliant :D :D If only you could do that with humans

 

very funny :D :D :D :D

 

Oh rosa, what a poor cat with his torn ears and bad mouth.

 

kedi-gato got a bit wet in there :D :D

 

He really looks mad, doesn|t he? Looks like he will jump on you any moment!

 

Yes, I agree 100% .. DO NOT like the first one, Rosa, horrors, second I have up on my whirly-gig of cats and flowers, third .... aaaaahhhhh, poor liitle sod! :D

 

couldnt resist putting some pics up :D :D

 

Better not let eleagnus see this thread ... !!

 

Why not, MMD? I must have missed something since I have not been in GC much of late.