Interesting?

...I remember!! 'The Oldest Swinger In Town'...ermmmmmm .. still can't remember his name :rolleyes:

 

Pal,you took the words right out of my mouth.All I was asking was how does HB post without being at the top of the page.I thought you had to be seen to post,or am I having a Blonde moment

 

HB Stop pulling our legs.You said yourself you sleep at odd times.Does your missus have the same sleep pattern as you?

 

Pal,before my time.Only these pensioners would know that one.I thought you were on Mystery Object,are you getting bored?

 

Oldest Swinger In Town - D. O'Leary & The Bards

When you're scoring with a chick in a disco bar,
Take her home in your hairy little car,
Then you find you went to school with her ma and pa,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

When you won't look in the mirror in the light of day,
Swear you've dyed it when your hair turns grey,
When you zip up your trousers and your belly's in the way,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

Here you come and there you go,
White wheels, spots, and a stereo,
But the engine is jacked and the driver is too,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

The barber takes a little less time each week,
The kids don't understand a word you speak,
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

You prefer a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke,
The sounds are too loud, there's too much smoke,
You'd like another dance, but you're afraid you'll get a stroke,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

Here you come with your chest all bare,
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair,
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot,
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut,
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal,
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels,
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

Here you come with your lips closed tight,
You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right,
Cause your dentures glow in ultraviolet light,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

And you look so mean,
Cause your pants is too tight,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

And it takes you all night,
To do what you used to do all night,
You're the oldest swinger in town.

:D

 

Strange what this thread 'Interesting' developed into :D

Yes, remember it well, :rolleyes:

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Crumbs jjordie.I would have typed that all out,then would have lost it when I tried to post it :D :D

 

Refering back to the OP, I really wouldn't over-work your imaginations on this issue. It's not called the "world-wide web" for nothing and it's truly amazing how much info is available to people who know how to look for it. It was only a couple of weeks ago that jjordie told me she had found a "whois" website where you can find the names and addresses of the people behind the websites. I was quite shocked to find my full name and address there but ons econd thoughts ... why shouldn't it be? Those details are held by Nominet, the domain name registry. Still, it makes a bit of a mokery of me spending time shredding letters when it can all be found on the www!!

 

You're right MD - it's not called worldwideweb for nothing and after all
if 'googlers' didn't find GC they wouldn't sign on would they!


KF - I didn't type it - just did a 'copy and paste' from a lyrics site

 

Give as litle information about yourself as you possibly can on any website. None are secure and there are some real weirdos out there

How many of you choose a web nickname that is similar to your email address? How many give your pet's name as a password on financial sites? How many of you use your date of birth as a PIN number? How many times have you been asked to give your mother's maiden name as a "security" name when applying for a credit card? How easy is it for crooks to find out all of those?

 

Fred Wedlock .... the oldest swinger?

 

That's the man!!

 

Not really, Rosa. I thought guests were visitors or members who were not logged in. I don't "sign in" as I am permanently logged in. I never sign off or log off. My name always appears with my avatar whenever I post a message. What else is required :confused:

 

This may be the reason..it belongs in the rules and regulations..sometimes my name is not up yet i am their...its just one of those things..
RULES..

I just visited a forum or topic. Why am I not on the list of visitors?

The recent visitors information is only updated every few minutes to reduce server load. As a result, you may not immediately see yourself or others.

 

If you look on your profile preferences, there is a box to tick if you don't want your name to show on the 'recent visitors' list. Perhaps Hornbeam has done this.
On the original comment, the chatline search was picking up Gardeners Corner- I imagine that all publicity is good publicity?