Blondes Diary

January-Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight...

February-Fired from Pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Hellloooo!!!!...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March-Got really excited...finished Jigsaw in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April-Trapped on Escalator for hours...power went out!!!

May-Tried to make Jelly...wrong Instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June-Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope...

July-Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later the other swimmers cheated,they used their arms!!!

August-Got locked out of my car in rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open...

September-The Capital of California is "C"...isn't it???

October-Hate Smarties...they are too hard to peel

November-Baked Turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December-Couldn't dial 911..."Duh"...there's no "11" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!! :D :D :D :D

 

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love july!!!

 

Did make me laugh,thanks KF :D :D

 

Kandy, just sent that to my friend because she refers to herself as the dumb blonde! :D

 

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January and July for me!

 

What's a blondes favourite nursery rhyme ?


Hump'me Dump'me :eek:

 

No wonder you hide behind that mask Mr Banana Man!

 

hi bm, how are you .

I AM NOT BLONDE HAVE YOU A NURSERY rhyme for me? I am dark haired :D

 

I'm bored, just trying to drag you all out, or down as the case may be :D

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

...Because it said concentrate. :D

 

I usually find something to confuse me most days. Not fair. Dumb and not even blonde.

 

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