Sorry Guys

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by dalbuie, Sep 26, 2006.

  1. dalbuie

    dalbuie Gardener

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    I'm sure there will be revenge! [​IMG]
    Men are like....


    Men are like laxatives...they irritate the crap out of you.
    Men are like the weather...nothing can be done to change them.
    Men are like blenders...you need one but not quite sure why.
    Men are like chocolate... sweet,smooth and usually head right for your hips.
    Men are like mascara... they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    Men are like lava lamps... fun to look at but not very bright.
    ;) I have a few more but couldn't print them. [​IMG]
     
  2. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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  3. rosa

    rosa Gardener

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    come on dailbuie print them, lets have a laugh :D :D
     
  4. dalbuie

    dalbuie Gardener

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    They are too roooood :D
     
  5. marge

    marge Gardener

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    :D :D Excellent - oh, go on, put them up ;)
     
  6. windy miller

    windy miller Gardener

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    Absolute class Dalbuie!! :D :D :D :D
    Go on, show us the rude ones! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  7. DAG

    DAG Gardener

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    :rolleyes:

    Oh go on then ladies, I shall look the other way! :D
     
  8. Gogs

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    First Class Dalbuie,i like it. :D
     
  9. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    One for the Girls...

    MENtal Illness
    MENstrual Cramps
    MENtal Breakdown
    MENopause
    GUYnocologist AND when we have real trouble,it's a
    HISterectomy.Ever notice how all of Women's problems start with MEN? :D :D :D
     
  10. rosa

    rosa Gardener

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    this is a good one got this in america.

    THE RULES

    The FEMALE makes the rules
    The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
    No MALE can possibly know all the rules
    If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows the rules, she must immediately change the rules.
    The FEMALE is never wrong.
    If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
    The MALE must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
    The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
    The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE.
    The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.
    The MALE must remain calm at all times,
    unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.
    It is the FEMALE has PMS, all rules are null and void.
    The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.
    Any attempt to document. The rules could result in actual bodily harm.
    The MALE who doesn`t abide by the rules cant take the heat,lacks backbone, and is a whimp. :D :D
     
  11. UsedtobeDendy

    UsedtobeDendy Gardener

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    just e-mail them to all us females, Dalbuie!! :rolleyes:
     
  12. DAG

    DAG Gardener

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    And forward it on to us fella's Dendy! :D :D
     
  13. Paladin

    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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  14. DAG

    DAG Gardener

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    That's too shocking for me, I can't look!

    :eek: :eek: [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  15. rosa

    rosa Gardener

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    nice one :D :D excellent
     
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