Wanted Sugar Daddy

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  1. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    Hi Rosa.Wonder what's happened to our Shiney? I see he hasn't logged on today at all.Do you think he has sneaked off on holiday,without so much as a goodbye.

    It would have been good manners,just to let us know when he was off,so we could have wished him a Happy Holiday and a safe journey up to the Lakes.
    You would have thought he could have offered to take all us Suger Babes with him [​IMG] [​IMG] unless he has told us and I missed it.

    Perhaps he is feeling a bit embarrassed at all the toyboy photos we have on the threads!! :( :(

    Kandy [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. Robert

    Robert Gardener

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    Perfection is a myth, but the practice is fun. ;)

    Rob
     
  3. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    Yes but practise makes perfect.We need a new Sugar Daddy for a week or so, can we interest you
     
  4. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    Hi you beautiful Babes

    Sorry I've not been on but I've been very busy. I'm pleased you have found help for me :D :D .

    andy e,

    welcome to our group. You'll have your work cut out trying to cope with the lovely Sugar Babes. I never manage to keep them in hand [​IMG] . They're always [​IMG] [​IMG] and [​IMG] [​IMG] Don't get upset if they also ask for another Sugar Daddy because they are insatiable :D
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  5. andy e

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    Don't worry Shiney.I am looking forward to getting to know the Blonde one,Kandyfloss.
    She looks beautiful.I think I'm in Love.When did you say you were going away.I'll get started now I think. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    Oi you.Would you kindly stop pushing yourself onto me.I don't need anyone else,as I have got Sugar Daddy Shiney to consider.He is our first one and it doesn't matter if he is a wrinkly pensioner,us Sugar Babes still love him even though he is two timing us,so push off,or else we will push you off...of a high bridge [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Kandyfloss [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  7. Robert

    Robert Gardener

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    He he he he. I am sure I can be persuaded, although I would need to understand the requirements for the role. ;)

    I wouldn't want to step on anyones toes though. :D

    Rob
     
  8. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    Don't worry Robert Rosa will show you the ropes.The other one is {going away}probably inside...only joking for a long time so we need to replace him.You do realise though that when the old one comes back,we will have to give you the push.

    Kandy
     
  9. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    Rosa Rosa,where are you?You can never find her when you need her...

    We have a victim I mean a friend who needs interviewing tee hee
     
  10. rosa

    rosa Gardener

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    kandy i have had a right carry on getting onto broadband, see since i have turned my back you have sacked one already he he he he we will need one for longer than a couple of weeks by the sounds of things looks like shiney is away for months :D :D :D :D
     
  11. rosa

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    calling tiscali in the morning to get my migration code of them then i am contacting orange about their broadband package then i will have to call steve as he said he will come back and re-configure my router all this is costing, costing, costing i hate TISCALI with a vengeance
     
  12. Robert

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    Kandy

    Spurned already, and my time is ticking away while Rosa sorts out her broadband problems. :D

    So does spending time as the sugar daddy to the pair of you drive a man to a rehad center. [​IMG]

    Rob

    [ 04. September 2006, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: Robert ]
     
  13. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    Robert,we cannot afford to have you men squabbling over us.

    No he isn't going to rehab I think.We don't know where he has/going to.It is probably somewhere hot to warm up his ageing bones.You hear about a lot of pensioners going to warmer climates for the winter,and then coming back here in July the following year,just as our summer is starting.

    And also they save on heating and lighting bills,being somewhere else.Perhaps he is going to reunite his Avatar Monkey with it's family,as he has had it long enough.

    You will have to sort one out for yourself.

    The only criteria you need on here is to be good looking,plenty of dosh,oh and a small bum

    Kandy :D :D
     
  14. FANCY

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    robert you will have to get in the queue, and andy e too. we really dont want to upset the apple cart now do we. boys. I DO THE INTERVIEWING WHEN ROSA IS UNAVAILABLE .OR RATHER TEMPORAY UNAVAILABLE. GOT THAT BOYS [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] CHEERS
     
  15. rosa

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    hi robert, will just push in a minute our shiney babes is going on holiday with mrs shiney for a well deserved break, im still having bother with broadband cant get into my homepage to check my mail yet it says i am logged in, so that me just back on gc, thought while i turned my back you would move in on our kandy and do hope you have plenty of dosh and you can take us out for a few of these [​IMG] [​IMG] :D :D :D :D
     
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