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I ONCE SAW A MAN FROM MILWAUKEE

 

I ONCE SAW A MAN FROM MILWAUKEE

LOOKING PALE AND EXCEEDINGLY POORLY

 

I ONCE SAW A MAN FROM MILWAUKEE
LOOKING PALE AND EXCEEDINGLY POORLY
AND EVER SO GLUM

 

I ONCE SAW A MAN FROM MILWAUKEE
LOOKING PALE AND EXCEEDINGLY POORLY
AND EVER SO GLUM
CAUSE HE FELL ON HIS BUM

 

I ONCE SAW A MAN FROM MILWAUKEE
LOOKING PALE AND EXCEEDINGLY POORLY
AND EVER SO GLUM
CAUSE HE FELL ON HIS BUM,
THEN CALLED HELP ON HIS MATE'S WALKIE TALKIE

 

TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES FROM POOLE

 

TWO LITTLE OLD LADIES FROM POOLE
SAW A MUSCLE MAN AND BEGAN TO DROOL

 

TWO LITTLE LADIES FROM POOLE
SAW A MUSCLE MAN AND BEGAN TO DROOL
THEY COULDN'T DISGUISE

 

TWO LITTLE LADIES FROM POOLE
SAW A MUSCLE MAN AND BEGAN TO DROOL
THEY COULDN'T DISGUISE
THE LOVE IN THEIR EYES

[ 25. July 2007, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: Kedi-Gato ]

 

TWO LITTLE LADIES FROM POOLE
SAW A MUSCLE MAN AND BEGAN TO DROOL
THEY COULDN'T DISGUISE
THE LOVE IN THEIR EYES
CERTAINLY NOT ME THEN YOU FOOL

 

:D :D :D

THERE ONCE WAS A TOFF AT A PARTY

 

THERE ONCE WAS A TOFF AT A PARTY
WHO THOUGHT HIMSELF REALLY ARTY
HE TALKED ABOUT PAINTING

 

THERE ONCE WAS A TOFF AT A PARTY
WHO THOUGHT HIMSELF REALLY ARTY
HE TALKED ABOUT PAINTING
WHILE PEOPLE WERE FAINTING

 

THERE ONCE WAS A TOFF AT A PARTY
WHO THOUGHT HIMSELF REALLY ARTY
HE TALKED ABOUT PAINTING
WHILE PEOPLE WERE FAINTING
AND RODE AROUND ON HIS NEW TARTY