Limerick

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA
WHO DIDN'T LIKE BREAD SPREAD WITH BUTTER

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA
WHO DIDN'T LIKE BREAD SPREAD WITH BUTTER
HE PREFERRED JAM AND JELLY

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA
WHO DIDN'T LIKE BREAD SPREAD WITH BUTTER
HE PREFERRED JAM AND JELLY

SPREAD THICK ON HIS BELLY

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM CALCUTTA
WHO DIDN'T LIKE BREAD SPREAD WITH BUTTER
HE PREFERRED JAM AND JELLY
SPREAD THICK ON HIS BELLY
REALLY AN ABSOLUTE NUTTER

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN FROM BRISTOL

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN FROM BRISTOL
WHO SHOT HER HEAD OFF WITH A PISTOL

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN FROM BRISTOL
WHO SHOT HER HEAD OFF WITH A PISTOL
OH DEAR! SAID HER MOTHER

:eek:

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN FROM BRISTOL
WHO SHOT OFF HER HEAD WITH A PISTOL
OH DEAR! SAID HER MOTHER SHE'S GONE THE WAY OF HER BROTHER

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG WOMAN FROM BRISTOL
WHO SHOT OFF HER HEAD WITH A PISTOL
OH DEAR! SAID HER MOTHER SHE'S GONE THE WAY OF HER BROTHER
NOW THEY'VE BOTH GONE AND LOST THEIR OCCIPITAL.

That's the best I could come up with :D

 

Well done Pal - at least I now know where my occipital bone is thanks to Wikipedia

THERE ONCE LIVED A MAN WHO TURNED BLUE

 

THERE ONCE LIVED A MAN WHO TURNED BLUE
HE CAME FROM AN ISLE WITH A VIEW

 

THERE ONCE LIVED A MAN WHO TURNED BLUE
HE CAME FROM AN ISLE WITH A VIEW
HE ACTUALLY SAID
I'D RATHER BE RED

 

instead i am lying in bed

 

SORRY
THERE ONCE LIVED A MAN WHO TURNED BLUE
HE CAME FROM AN ISLE WITH A VIEW
HE ACTUALLY SAID
ID RATHER BE RED
INSTEAD I AM LYING IN BED