Limerick

Sorry, try again Kathy, last line has to rhyme with the first 2 lines.

 

THERE ONCE LIVED A MAN WHO TURNED BLUE
HE CAME FROM AN ISLE WITH A VIEW
HE ACTUALLY SAID
ID RATHER BE RED
SO TURNED UP THE CONTRAST AND HUE

(Hiya D.M. wheresyabin??? Missed ya )

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM EALING

(@ Kryssy, I'se here honeychile, just been busy busy )

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM EALING
WHO CHOPPED OFF HER FINGER WHILE PEELING

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM EALING
WHO CHOPPED OFF HER FINGER WHILE PEELING
IT GOT MASHED WITH THE SPUDS

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM EALING
WHO CHOPPED OFF HER FINGER WHILE PEELING
IT GOT MASHED WITH THE SPUDS
SEASONED WITH ROSEMARY BUDS

 

and now it hasn't got much feeling.

 

M'LADY SO FAIR WENT ACAMPING

 

M'LADY SO FAIR WENT ACAMPING

BUT HER TENT POLE NEEDED REVAMPING

 

M'LADY SO FAIR WENT ACAMPING
BUT HER TENT POLE IT NEEDED REVAMPING
'TIS A BIT BENT SHE THOUGHT
AND FAR, FAR, TOO SHORT

 

M'LADY SO FAIR WENT ACAMPING
BUT HER TENT POLE IT NEEDED REVAMPING
'TIS A BIT BENT SHE THOUGHT
AND FAR, FAR, TOO SHORT
BUT IT DID STOP HER RIGHT LEG FROM CRAMPING

That's absolute rubbish but time we moved on............

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLOW FROM DURHAM

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLOW FROM DURHAM
WHO DEARLY LOVED HIS WEE DRAM

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLOW FROM DURHAM
WHO DEARLY LOVED HIS WEE DRAM
HE SAID 'A SCOT I AM NOT..

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLOW FROM DURHAM
WHO DEARLY LOVED HIS WEE DRAM
HE SAID A SCOT I AM NOT
BUT I DO DRINK A LOT