Limerick

THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLOW FROM DURHAM
WHO DEARLY LOVED HIS WEE DRAM
HE SAID A SCOT I AM NOT
BUT I DO DRINK A LOT
AND ENJOY IT WITH MASHED PEAS AND LAMB

 

(I've had a day like that today actually :D :D )

A BOY AND A GIRL HAD A PLAN

 

A BOY AND A GIRL HAD A PLAN
SO OFF TOGETHER THEY RAN

 

A BOY AND A GIRL HAD A PLAN
SO OFF TOGETHER THEY RAN
INTO THE WOODS THEY WENT

 

..

 

A BOY AND A GIRL HAD A PLAN
SO OFF TOGETHER THEY RAN
TO THE WOODS THEY WENT
WITH A VERY SMALL TENT


:eek:

 

A BOY AND A GIRL HAD A PLAN
SO OFF TOGETHER THEY RAN
TO THE WOODS THEY WENT
WITH A VERY SMALL TENT,
SOME SAUSAGES, EGGS AND A PAN

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM NODD

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM NODD
WHO WROTE A LONG LETTER TO GOD

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM NODD
WHO WROTE A LONG LETTER TO GOD
SHE BEGGED FOR A LOVER

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM NODD
WHO WROTE A LONG LETTER TO GOD
SHE BEGGED FOR A LOVER
WITH WHOM TO DISCOVER

 

THERE WAS AN OLD LADY FROM NODD
WHO WROTE A LONG LETTER TO GOD
SHE BEGGED FOR A LOVER
WITH WHOM TO DISCOVER
THAT YOU STILL LAND UP ON YOU TODD

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM PERU

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM PERU
WHO FOUND A PINK FROG IN THE LOO

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM PERU
WHO FOUND A PINK FROG IN THE LOO
IT SWAM ON IT'S BACK