Limerick

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM PERU
WHO FOUND A PINK FROG IN THE LOO
IT SWAM ON ITS BACK
BECAUSE STRENGH IT DID LACK

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM PERU
WHO FOUND A PINK FROG IN THE LOO
IT SWAM ON ITS BACK
BECAUSE STRENGTH IT DID LACK
TO GET OUT AND GO TO THE ZOO

 

:D :D

THERE WAS AN OLD DOG WITH AN ITCH

 

THERE WAS AN OLD DOG WITH AN ITCH
WHO ONCE HAD HIS WAY WITH A BITCH

 

THERE WAS AN OLD DOG WITH AN ITCH
WHO ONCE HAD HIS WAY WITH A BITCH
MUCH FUN THAT HE HAD

 

THERE WAS AN OLD DOG WITH AN ITCH
WHO ONCE HAD HIS WAY WITH A BITCH
MUCH FUN THAT HE HAD
THAT NOW HE,S A DAD

 

THERE WAS AN OLD DOG WITH AN ITCH
WHO ONCE HAD HIS WAY WITH A BITCH
MUCH FUN THAT HE HAD
THAT NOW HE`S A DAD
HE'S WALKING AROUND WITH A TWITCH
:D

 

Nice one :D :D

THERE WAS AN OLD CODGER NAMED BERT

 

THERE WAS AN OLD CODGER NAMED BERT
WHO LIKED WALKING ROUND IN A SKIRT

 

[THERE WAS AN OLD CODGER NAMED BERT
WHO LIKED WALKING ROUND IN A SKIRT
WHEN ASKED WHY THIS WAS
HE SAID IT'S BECAUSE

 

THERE WAS AN OLD CODGER NAMED BERT
WHO LIKED WALKING ROUND IN A SKIRT
WHEN ASKED WHY THIS WAS
HE SAID IT'S BECAUSE
ME CODGER IS OLD, BUT ALERT!

(I'm banned)

 

:D :D :D

 

:eek: :eek: :D :D

 

A LADY FROM FRANCE WAS VERY RUDE :D

 

A LADY FROM FRANCE WAS VERY RUDE
NOT ONLY RUDE BUT VERY CRUDE