Limerick

A LADY FROM FRANCE WAS VERY RUDE
NOT ONLY RUDE BUT VERY CRUDE
OUR MINDS THEY DID BOGGLE

 

A LADY FROM FRANCE WAS VERY RUDE
NOT ONLY RUDE BUT VERY CRUDE
OUR MINDS THEY DID BOGGLE
AND OUR EYES THEY DID WOGGLE

 

A LADY FROM FRANCE WAS VERY RUDE
NOT ONLY RUDE BUT VERY CRUDE
OUR MINDS THEY DID BOGGLE
AND OUR EYES THEY DID WOGGLE
COS THE LADY SURE AINT NO PRUDE

:D :D :D

 

Oi - watch it!!

THERE WAS A YOUNG FISH IN A POND

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG FISH IN A POND
OF MAGGOTS WAS HE EXTREMELY FOND

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG FISH IN A POND
OF MAGGOTS WAS HE EXTREMELY FOND
THEY WRIGGLED IN HIS BELLY

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG FISH IN A POND
OF MAGGOTS WAS HE EXTREMELY FOND
THEY WRIGGLED IN HIS BELLY
LIKE A BOWLFUL OF JELLY

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG FISH IN A POND
OF MAGGOTS WAS HE EXTREMELY FOND
THEY WRIGGLED IN HIS BELLY
LIKE A BOWLFUL OF JELLY
THEN POPPED OUT HIS BACK AND BEYOND

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM IPSWICH

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM IPSWICH
WHO MARRIED A NICE BLOKE FROM NORWICH




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THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM IPSWICH
WHO MARRIED A NICE BLOKE FROM NORWICH
THE BEDROOM WAS BLUE

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM IPSWICH
WHO MARRIED A NICE BLOKE FROM NORWICH
THE BEDROOM WAS BLUE
AND ALL VERY NEW

 

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM IPSWICH
WHO MARRIED A NICE BLOKE FROM NORWICH
THE BEDROOM WAS BLUE
AND ALL VERY NEW
WITH YELLOW AND GREEN IN THE KITCH (en)

Well, nearly rhymed and I had to get a bit in
about the yellow and green :D

 

CREEPING ROUND THE HEDGES

 

Some of the youngsters nowadays have led very sheltered lives, not having learnt the basics of Limericks in their formative years
:eek: :rolleyes:
Let's see if we can get this one off the ground


A YOUNG FELLOW CREEPING ROUND HEDGES