Songs for gardeners

Here is a game as played by the "I'm sorry I Haven't a Clue" team.
well known songs have one or more words slightly altered to make it relevant to gardeners.
Here's one:
How mulch is that dog-rose in the window?

 

Gosh this is a hard one.The only one I can think of at the moment is one that goes "The fuschia's so bright I gotta wear shades" (by Timbuk 3)

Ghollum

 

"Wake me up before you mow mow"

 

Still haven't ground what I'm looking for

 

I fought the lawn and the lawn won

 

I'm weeding on a courgette plane

 

need a bit of heavy nettle here I think...
not into folksy stuff, Oooer this is getting hard
Ghollum

 

So sorry, I'm woking at home and I'm bored.

'Hey mist-yer aubergine man'

 

Ok Well I'm at work and bored but howsa bout
sweet peas are made of this

Ghollum

 

and one just before I go for lunch..

Hit me with your shovel Mick

Ghollum

 

:clap:
Like it. Gonna stop now as the afternoon play is starting on radio 4

"..all my lupins I will send to you"

 

The answer my friend is sowing in the wind

By the way, Usually listen to the play in the car on my lunch, didn't today cos got a new CD, was it any good? They seem to be getting a little bit odd lately.

ghollum

 

You're right, t'was a bit odd.

".. a whole shallotta love"

 

or "A whole lot of shovel(ing)"

 

"I can't stop shoveling you"