Geography of Women and Men

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:


Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan.Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:


Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq -

Ruled by a dick.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

 

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In reply
Evolution of Woman?

 

We've resorted to this again, have we?

I've seen that before Kandy ... only thing is I don't fit in my category!

 

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I'll use Kandy's thread here to add this ditty which was sent me this morning to start the day off on a funny note ...

Women!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither o them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.!

Flattered, the man replied, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!' 'This must be a sign from God!'

The woman continued, 'and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!!!

 

Very good Kandy but I seem not to fit in my catagory either Made me laugh though :D
Strongy - shame on you :D
LOL - excellent, must remember that one!

 

"Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away."


Frigid? That's not my experience of women in this age group. Hot as hell and twice as randy - love 'en all

Let's see if the mods delete that one too!

As for the "floor scrubbers"- how inaccurate can you get? May have been true 50 years ago but not now.

 

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