MEN ONLY....Warning.

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  1. roders

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    I have seen that before, still very funny :D
     
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    [​IMG] LoL it says Men only.......you just couldn't resist it could you? [​IMG]
     
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    No comment. I plead the Fifth Amendment. [​IMG]
     
  6. Blackthorn

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    I'm sorry but 'Broad minded guys' is an oxymoron as men have only the one thing on their minds.
    However, it takes a broad minded woman to take it in good part.

    May the following be a warning to you all!

    Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing soââ?¬Â.
    That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I don't fxxxxxg think so!
     
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    [​IMG] Wonderful B........
    oxymoron (contradiction in terms)...........

    15 ALL :D
     
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    love it!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
     
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    :D :D :D :D
    Great stuff LoL and BT!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Excellent, Blackthorn ... [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    I suppose this is what they say on their knees before they go to bed then -

    Our lager,
    Which art in barrels,
    Hallowed be thy drink.

    Thy will be drunk,
    (I will be drunk),
    At home as in the tavern.

    Give us this day our foamy head,
    And forgive us our spillages,
    As we forgive those who spill against us.

    And lead us not to incarceration,
    But deliver us from hangovers.

    For thine is the beer,
    The bitter and The lager.
    Forever and ever,

    Barmen
     
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    Yet another piece of excellence, Waco! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Look what you started, my dearest roders!

    The vixens are out to get you ...
     
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