christmas cake recipe

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE

You'll need the following:

1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky

Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed. :D

 

:D Sounds good, I'll wive that a ghirl !

 

As one cook said to another "I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am!"

 

any other recipes dalbuie?Anything, anything at all.

 

Dalbuie, I will try the cake recipe.
Will it be ok if I leave out the water, sugar, eggs, fruit, salt and nuts? - oh, and the lemon juice.



[ 03. December 2005, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: jjordie ]

 

Yessth.

 

Sorry I didn't reply, I've been busy making cakes! hic!

 

Thinking of taking up cake making :D

 

I am already sampling the ingredients hic what size bottle.

 

Thank you for making my day! If anyone were able to hear me they wiuld have the men in white coats here coz it has had me laughing out loud, with tears running down my bib lol lol

 

Warbaby, great to 'see' you on GC. The Christmas cake recipe thread is hysterical isn't it? but hang around and you'll have a lot more laughs, as well as getting some great gardening advice.