funniest moments in the garden

a pair of big knickers have just blown off next
doors line and must have landed in my garden coz
the dog has just brought em im to play with..he has just ragged em all round the kitchen.. and there
aint no way im gonna be able to explain the teeth marks so i m keeping stum. and i mean big knickers
could i make a hanging basket out of em.. wot ya think

 

Are you really sure I.P. that those BIG pants are not yours?

You could always line a hanging basket with them if they are indeed as BIG as you say! :D

Helen.xxx.

 

IP,

How about a hammock

 

Couple of poles a bit of rope,and you've got a marquee.

 

I found a policeman's shirt in my back garden some years back..... gave it back to the policeman's wife along the road

 

after a lot of pondering i decided to go with the hammock and still had enuf left to line next years hanging basket . so once the wife had gone to work i made my hammock and tied it to the shed and washing pole.. so that was me at 10.20 am this mornin back door open <whams> club tropicana on full <max vol> and on repeat. no top on and a pair of mole skin underpants on that i bought off G.C. i just lay back swung away and thought hey !ya dont need trouble and guns on the street! coz hammocks is the way to be cool. and do you know? for 9 hours i forgot about the rain.. ps computer chair with two wheels will exchange for computer chair with 4 wheels as ive just had a brake faliure and gone flying again

 

Ip dont you find the moleskin goes funny when it gets wet?

 

yep couldnt get em off so had to sleep wit em on :D

 

IP,

I think ive just had an acident, nearly pee'd myself laughing at that one, made my day that, it truly did, fanks for the PM :D

 

Now that just sounds nasty Ste and I do hope those knickers were clean. :D
Helen.xxx.

 

hi all now this is not such a funny story more like war.. the bloke at the back of me must have realised that it was me that put weedkiller on
his ivy ...but only because it was ruining my fence panels, the one he was too tight to go halfs on. anyway after working away all weekend i discover on my return that the three sides we have all put in dark brown creosote the stupid ****** has only painted his side in light tan its bloody horrible and its all tree through my side
wouldnt mind but its a right mess. wife wont let me go round tnght thinks she praying i will chill out . think i might end up painting his caravan

 

thats teribble IP, seems like hes jealouse o your garden wants to spoil it, Freek.

 

There's one good thing I.P. You dark will cover his light colour , and if your dark were to accidentally(on purpose) bleed through onto his side his only option will be to use dark to match it. :D

 

Ste cover your side in a dark colour like Mackem says and see how 'he' likes his fence looking a mess...just make sure you put plenty of covering on that way it will bleed lovely down his side!

I shouldn't be really encouraging you this way, maybe your only option is pistols at dawn! :D
Helen.xxx.

 

Seeing as it's your fence I P slide the panel out paint both sides put it back if he says anything tell him you'll put his lights out if he touches it again, actually he his breaking the law if it's your fence panel.