Are You Insured for Sex ?

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  1. Phil A

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    THE correct insurance companies for sex ........

    SEX with your wife -Legal & General

    SEX with your future wife-Mutual Trust

    SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

    SEX with a hooker - Commercial Union

    SEX on the telephone- Direct Line

    SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

    SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

    SEX with your boyfriend -Standard Life

    SEX with a transvestite- Confused . com

    SEX with someone different - Go Compare . com

    SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat . com

    SEX with a fat bird - More Than

    SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

    SEX with a posh bird - Privilege .com

    SEX with a sheep - National Farmers Union


    SEX outdoors - Sun Alliance

    SEX in a threesome (a love triangle) - Zurich



    SEX at sea - Admiral
     
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  2. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    I'm going to have to insure with most of them!!!! :rofl: (But not all :D)
     
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  3. Phil A

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    I'm with the NFU
     
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    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    Baaaahhh!!!! :loll:
     
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    SEX in a threesome (a love triangle) - Zurich

    Is that third party only?

    Steve...:heehee:
     
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    :D :D :D :heehee: :heehee: :heehee:
     
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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    Due To The State Of The Economy, I Have Started To Downsize On Various Insurances And T/V Packages.:mad:.
    The Dog's Now Have Smaller Dishes, And The Cat Has Run Away :mad:.
    I Boil Egg's Then Use The Boiling Water to Make A Cup Of Tea, The Remaining Water I use To Dilute My Tin Of
    Condensed Soup And Clean My Denture's :mad:.After A Great Deal Of Thought, I will Cut Back On One Of The 18
    Insurances Mentioned Above>>>> But I am Not Telling You Which One :WINK1::WINK1::WINK1::WINK1::WINK1: ,
     
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  10. Phil A

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    Legal and General ?
     
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    Val.. Confessed snail lover

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    Brilliant!!! :rofl:
     
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    :DYou with Privilage.com then Val ? :WINK1:
     
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    I got a 60 second quote from Direct Line... no wonder they charge £1.50 a minute... :huh:
     
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    clueless1 member... yep, that's what I am:)

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    I'm with legal and general. A bit boring but reliable.

    I used to use Insure and Go when I was younger, and I think they outsource a lot of their policies to Compare the Meerkat and More Than, but I only found that out after I'd sobered up.
     
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    My wife decided not to renew our policy.
    No point paying for cover you won't use.

    Looking for a HANDY solo policy... :heehee:

    D
     
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