Billy on the Loo

[size=medium]A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. [/size]

[size=medium]HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. [/size]

[size=medium]THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. [/size][size=medium]BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND. [/size]

[size=medium]HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE". [/size]

[size=medium]BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MUMMY... I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. " [/size]

[size=medium]MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. [/size][size=medium]BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"[/size]

[size=medium]“IT WORKS FOR TOMATO SAUCE!"[/size]

 

I like it, Shiney. I've worked with a few people who did the same thing at work. i.e. The Armourers when they could get a missile onto the wing pylon of a Lightning - they'd hit the missile with a big hammer. Hi-tech or what! But the first time you see it done makes you want to do what the little boy was doing!!