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  1. Jack McHammocklashing

    Jack McHammocklashing Sludgemariner

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    Ah you all joke and take the Mick
    Where I live they produce the special paper that bank notes are made from, and big orders have been recieved from GDR
    There is lots of overtime, the first for years for people here

    Maybe it is just for millions of Drachma, then why did Brussels not order it ?

    Jack McH
     
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      But yes, I was a sinner of crayfish in the river of the Loire to Cinque years, until the incident with the small virgins and the lobsters :what:

      One flew over the cuckoos nest .. :DOH:

      I remember Jack Nicholson taking his mates on a fishing trip ... good film that eh and soooo many years ago :stirpot: Micky
       
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      And where i live they print the Bank Notes from that special paper :cheers:
       
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      I guess all Fishermen are Sinners deep down:heehee:

      Yep, good film, 1974?
       
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      How can you knock anything about virgins and lobsters :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
       
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        How much does it pay?
         
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        so you're a Lought! :heehee: :heehee: :heehee:
         
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        3 groats and a donkey.
         
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          Wow!!! That's more than I got paid last time I did the job. :dbgrtmb:
           
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          2 candles and a pork pie for each weekend day worked as overtime.

          Obviously that equates to 4 candles :D for a whole weekend.
           
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          I puts 'em up, you shoots 'em down:D
           
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            That could be right , though today ive been in Brox bou all day :sunny:
             
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