A Friday Funny

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  1. MichaelJohn

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    I start a new job in Seoul next week, I thought it was a good Korea move .. :loll:
     
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      I nearly went there but got Shanghai'd:yahoo:
       
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        Crikey sounds painfull to me :rolleyespink:
         
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        Groan, groan :rolleyespink: :D
         
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          I've gone off my food now:D:heehee::heehee:
           
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          It's true

          Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine ... :D
           
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          If a man is alone in the garden and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? :scratch:
           
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            Shiney, you should ask Cunfucious :D E Mail him on Confucious dot com :what:
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            :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee: :heehee:

            Was that you clapping with one hand?
             
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            Yep
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            Ha Ha i think Shiney has gone off to the potting shed :)
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            Got on the bus this morning and sat down and a guy came up to me and said "Thats my seat I sit there every morning" so i said "Well there are plenty of other seats go and sit in one of them" a couple of minutes later he came back with the conductor and he said "You'll have to move thats his seat he sits there every morning, so you'll have to sit somewhere else" so I told him "fine I didn't really wanna drive your bus anyway" Cheek of him :loll:
             
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            Just back from the potting shed :D

            Nice one Michael :dbgrtmb:

            Here's a link to an old thread

            http://gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/non-gardening-discussion/27129-favourite-one-liners-4.html
             
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