Why Some Men Have Dogs Instead of Wives:

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    The later you are, the more exicted your dog is to see you

    Dogs don't care if you call them by another name

    Dogs like it if you leave things laying on the floor

    A dog's parents never visit

    Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

    You never have to wait for a dog ... they are ready to go 24/7

    Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk

    Dogs like to go fishing and hunting

    If a dog has babies, you can sell them

    A dog will allow you to put a studded collar on him without calling you a pervet

    If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff

    to test this theory, lock your wife and dog in the garage for 3 hours .... open the door and see who is happy to see you

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      Like to see this one at Crufts :what: looks like a Doberman/Pamela Anderson Hybrid :loll:
      just needs some lip gloss to finish off :sunny:




       
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      That is one seriously creepy dog!! I hope that's a PhotoShop and not the results of genetic engineering :wub2:
       
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