oh darling

so at 5am this morning this happens

"oh darling your snoring" :sleep::sleep::sleep:

"babe! your snoring" :sleep::sleep::sleep:

"TER! you are snoring" :sleep::sleep::sleep:

NUDGE :sleep::sleep::sleep:

NUDGE "YOUR SNORING" :sleep::sleep::sleep:

PUSH ROLL "YOU ARE SNORING :sleep::sleep::sleep:

KICK AND PUSH "YOU ARE SNORING :sleep::sleep::sleep:

its 6 am and he is still snoring i think to heck with it i get up and get my dressing gown on.... half way across the landing and SILENCE
I am so not impressed so i mutter quite loudly

"NOW YOU STOP FECKING SNORING" as i stomp down the stairs

when i get home from my first call of the day he greets me with


"can you be quieter when you get up in the morning AS i was trying to sleep"


:gaagh::gaagh::gaagh::gaagh:

tonight i may well sleep in the other room

 

Kaz the ear muffs are for you ..the strips for Hubby

 

thinking more like this myself

:D

 

Micky as you know i am DEAF but he could wake the DEAD :DOH:

 

My husband and I ended up sleeping in separate rooms, I just could not sleep with his loud snoring!!!!!!:gaagh: But would you believe that even in separate rooms I could still hear it.!!!!!!!

Val

 

oh yes i believe you !! our daughter lives next door to us and some mornings she says dad was snoring last night when i ask oh do i look tired she replies no more than me he woke me up too

 

Ha thats the best laugh ive had all day .. great sense of humour you have Kaz .. :D

 

Are you certain it`s not you Kaz? I am ducking now.

 

Hey Kaz you need to buy a decibel meter and record him snoring when he's in full flight .. i think any thing over 100 db after 11 pm is an offence and arrestable

 

My missus sometimes snores. Usually if she's got a bit of a cold. She'll keep me awake all night, as she snores loud enough to wake the dead. Then the next morning she'll complain that she hardly got any sleep because I kept her awake by snoring.

 

Oh gawd that made me laff!! Too funny Kaz!

 

sooo funny kaz ......its me that snores here plus i grind my teeth :o i feel sorry for darran,im sure i deserve the lump hammer aswell :D x

 

clueless are you Like Dai implying that it was me snoring NOT my other half ?

 

Who said I`m IMPLYING? I can hear you over here.

 

Better sleep deprivation through snoring than death by Silent But Deadly flatulence. I have learnt to keep a bottle of perfume by the bed to act as an emergency inhaler. :sleep: