Christmas cracker jokes

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  1. capney

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    Lets have a laugh with a few cracker jokes..

    I can start with...

    Where do sick gnomes go?

    They go to the elf centre...    .:yho::yho:

    What yours?
     
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    Hiya Cap this reminds me of a time a good few years ago. Me and my daughters boyfriends mum were invited to Christmas dinner. After a few drinks and half way through dinner we pullled the crackers, the jokes were so corny they seemed hillarious at the time to me and my daughter but they were not amused. ( the miserable gits ):D 02
     
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