A Conspiracy.Must be stopped!!!!

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
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[/FONT]We Must Stop This Immediately!
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[/FONT]Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper . Groceries are heavier . And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][/FONT]And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][/FONT]I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][/FONT]I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection.well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][/FONT]Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the road in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
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[/FONT]Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][/FONT]I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too : they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!
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[/FONT]All I can do is pass along this warning :
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
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[/FONT]Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.
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[/FONT]PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial][/FONT]PS : I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were



HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.:thmb:

 

Happy Christmas :gnthb:

 

I'm afraid it's a much wider spread problem. Golf clubs don't hit balls as far as they used to.

Peter Alliss has a theory that the clubs used by pros are incorrectly numbered.
What should be numbered say a "5" is these days numbered "7" to give the impression that balls can be hit further with these clubs.

 

Ah you poor things,someone sent me the solution today so I will pass it onto you.To find inner peace this the way to start ,she said,"I lookedaround the house and found all the things i had failed to finish.so I finished them....the vodka,the baileys,some rose wine, ice cream,crisps and the valium.You have no idea how peaceful I feel now"so if you know someone who needs a bit of peace pass it on

 

Cheers all the very best to you and one and all:thmb:

 

:thumb:Very true I know that rugby balls have been made much smaller and made from a very slippery and much heavier material so that it can't be caught or kicked any distance. Moreover it is made from a camouflaged
material to make it harder to see!! Footballs are the same but it doesn't matter as you are supposed to fall over it any way to gain a penalty/freekick.

Have a great one

 

:lollol:Someone of the same mind as myself.
Have a great Christmas.

 

Do you know, you guys have put my mind to rest...... and to think I thought it was only me. :skp::wink: 02

 

No they are are conspiring against us. :p
:flag:Don't be happy as Brown is looking to put a tax on smiling as it will never affect him.

Have a great Christmas

 

Come, come now Visionwf, Im sure Ive seen him smile.....................On the other hand it could have been wind [burrrrrrrrp] :lollol: 02

 

:gnthb:Yea must have been wind as he's full of hot air. :dh: