Have they finally found Higgs Boson?

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  1. Phil A

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    You've been reading about Re-annual Grapes again. (was that on the list I put up the other day?)

    The ones that grow backwards in time. You get the hangover the day before you drink the wine from them.
     
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      Id give you 4 billion in funding:blue thumb:
       
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        Thiotimoline causes movements faster than the speed of light and they do a time shift as well.
         
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        :wub2: :dancy:

        Have to admit i am quite excited about this and i have no idea what it is :scratch: and all the scientists on the news seem to think we are on the verge of a huge revolution in our understanding of the universe!
         
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          I'm quite excited by this too. I think we are privileged to be living in very interesting times in terms of scientific advances. Not just with this latest high profile discovery, but in recent years we've seen it confirmed that other stars have planets around them (probably obvious, but now confirmed), there's been successful experiments into quantum computing and the brand new alternative to electronics called 'spintronics'. We've had private companies get a vehicle into space, and there's one huge telescope in the pipeline (well actually its loads of big telescopes and a powerful computer that's going to make it seem like one very huge telescope).

          If we can get through the next couple of decades without blowing a hole in spacetime and sucking the entire universe through an infinitely small hole in a few nanoseconds, then we should see some pretty clever stuff come out of it all.
           
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            It is make or break time for humanity, you are right, but we also need a massive population drop.
             
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            A Higgs boson walks into a church.

            "We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!" shouts the priest.

            "But without me, how can you have mass?" asks the particle
             
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              I think i rememeber seeing on TV or reading somewhere that to create a black hole big enough to destroy planet earth, you would need a particle accelarator the size of the solar system! Nuclear war, a holocaust or a serious natural disaster or plague is our best hope of population reduction :runforhills:
               
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              don't worry .... they are working on it...

              watch this youtube clip (I've been following this from the start when we had the BP oil spill) ....

              it's getting out of hand now and not much is being said in the news .... but it's widely discussed on some forums

               
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              Sorry, I gave up watching it after a few minutes. The sound pollution from the stupid music they were playing was driving me nuts!
               
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