Slugs

Say 9 cans a week thats going to take 10 years + i will be dead by then

 

You could get a headstone for that price.

 

Yes....the Morrisons bitter

I`d rather sit in the garden, drink the beer, then just bushwhack the slugs

 

Having just pointed something out on another thread, I realise that I have fallen foul of the EU law prohibiting the use of unlicensed pesticides so I must point out that Gardeners Corner does not condone the use of these and that the views expressed here are merely the rantings of a lone individual.

 

"Elf & safety"

 

Worse than that, faceless EU burrocrats.

 

Blimey, thought i'd just made that word up, but someone beat me to it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=burrocracy