Neighbour Dilemma

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    don't spoil the fun!

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      All a bit of a Greek tragedy I'm afraid. The women are doing this all on their own. My ex walked out on wife #2 and their then small child to live with wife #3. Wife #2 wasn't best pleased, and wife #3 seems to feel the need to convince the world that it's not her fault, guv, it's just that #2 was/is a bitch and her child is a 'brat'. Also, she'd like to refute some of the more personal remarks #2 has made concerning her ex's prowess. She has no complaints in that direction, thank you. Meanwhile the man in the middle of the mess is saying nothing. :heehee: As I say, karma. Or, as a friend put it 'who'd have thought that a boring little man in spectacles would end up with more wives than Mick Jagger and an alleged reputation as a sex god.' :hapydancsmil:
       
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        You know the old saying, ClaraLou, "never judge a book by the cover"!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
         
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          Okay I'm lost:scratch:
           
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          It is complicated, but you can boil it down to one very simple rule. It's not a good idea to marry all your girlfriends.
           
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          I thought the rule was never marry any of them:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
           
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            Of course not, they'd all squabble over bathroom.
             
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              I came home recently to a note stuck on the fridge door that said "Its not working. I've gone to stay at my mothers for a while."

              I opened the fridge door, and the light came on, beer was freezing. God knows what she was on about. :WINK1:
               
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                I should update this thread to all have great interest in my neighbour's "escapades".

                It now seems that random cars have been showing up staying overnight and then leaving in the morning, all women leaving, not to be seen again. Meanwhile the nice lady I mentioned in the beginning of this thread is still smitten with this chap as I now see them every weekend. I'm starting to get approached by more and more of my neighbours who are too clocking on as to what's happening here. One of them commented to the OH that he reckons most of them are brass.

                To make things even more complicated he's had a random women move into his spare bedroom, we reckon she's a lodger but it adds to the large amount of visitors parking outside every evening.
                 
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                  His wife left him: he's having a second "teen" experience. Live and let live :blue thumb:

                  If they are "brass", must cost him a small fortune for an over nighter!!! My guess is, in today's world, they are merely women who are available, broadminded and free to spend the night.
                   
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                  It's possible his "lodger" may slip up in front of the girlfriend and let the cat out of the bag. You never know........ the girlfriend might ALREADY know what he's up to and just doesn't mind.
                   
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                  She obviously doesn't mind sharin'. :biggrin:

                  Live and let live, gossip is part of the neighbourhood. :)
                   
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                  Keep us posted. This is better than anything on telly. Can you make sure you've got as much recording equipment ready for the big event, I'm talking about the event where all the ladies find out about each other, have a brief row among themselves, then suddenly as one entity, they go silent, become best mates, and then go on a witch hunt for the chap. Its so exciting:)
                   
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                    ^^^^^ ain't that the truth!!!! :snork:
                     
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                    Forgive my ignorance, but what is "brass"?
                     
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