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    Save Money this season with" Economy class ocean cruise holidays Ltd."
     
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    Thats the last time I get drunk in Vegas.
     
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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    Ann Widdecombe Heading Home after being booted off Come Dancing :cry:.
    As a Consolation Prize she was awarded a Mini Cruise :wink:
    well, BBC Have had a lot of cut backs to make :(

    music :cool:.
     
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    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    I Retired last year, i Applied for a part time job:)
    Just Started Today, I will get my uniform tomorrow:wink:
    The Uniform is Orange/Red. Bay Watch :)
    We are called GREY WATCH :pala:.

    music :cool:.
     
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    7.00 PM: News headlines: BBC faces stringent cuts.

    7.30 PM: The Holiday Programme with Judith Chalmers. This week: budget long-haul breaks.
     
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    "New Mobility Scooter's For Sale":wink:
    "Why Be Satisfied Knocking over Pedestrians":wink:.
    " Go for the new "Aquatica "
    "And catch some of those Bathers and Scuba Divers".



    IT'S MUCH MORE FUN IN THE SUN :gnthb:.

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    The wee dogs master placed his pint of beer and a glass of rum on the floor and went to sleep watching telly:roll:.
    This is the wee dog after he helped himself to the free drink :roll:.

    He doesn't know his Ar** from his Elbow :roll:.


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    OMG! Fleas again! Just ....... need ...... back scratch - yay! That's better.
     
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    kindredspirit Gardening around a big Puddle. :)

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    "Ok Thelma we have been given a Contact this year (due to human cut backs):skp:.
    " The Reindeer are demanding a big increase in wages, and Santa is not playing Ball :wink:
    " Ok Louise i'm all for it ,the cost of willow bushes is shocking":wink:.

    " Ok Thelma your stage name is Prancer, my stage name is Dancer :wink:.

    "Ok Thelma ,lets do some Synchronized walking :). and by the way, we are being supplied with Antler's, from a very high class department store. Selfridges , Louise ?? .
    NO POUNDSTRETCHER'S Thelma :wink:.


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    @ ziggy searchfield

    "He came to me with his eyes and asked for water,

    But his eyes were aged and deep as wellshafts,

    THEY UNROOFED MY BRAIN, with their profound gaze,

    He said go about the world and tell everyone, theres a man on the cross"


    Where did you get the quote from?
     
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    Altogether now;

    Rudolph, the eight legged reindeer,
    had a very funny walk,
    and if you ever saw him,
    it's enough to make you gawp
     
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    Hi Reiver, and welcome to Gardeners Corner.

    Blimey, didn't think anyone had noticed that one. Good spot that person :gnthb:

    Do you really want to know ? Or are you a copyright lawyer ?
     
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