A Horse, a horse, my Kingdom for a Horse

I always wondered where all the old Irish Race Horses went and I must admit I got a bit suspicious when I found a Horseshoe in my burger.

 

You're right, Joolz, she has been very quiet just recently..........they did say it was just Horse added to the Burgers.......didn't they ​

 

Then there's the age old story of the start of the relationship between Man and Horse:

"Back in the days of "Yore" the chief enemy of Man and Horse, who both ran free, was the Wolf. So after being hunted by the Wolf again and again and knowing that the Wolf also hunted Man the Horse met with Man and said "The Wolf is hunting and killing the both of our Races. Why don't we get together and hunt the Wolf instead?. You can ride on my back and we'll hunt the Wolf together and we can kill him with your spear and my speed, and then after he's dead we can go our separate ways".
Man agreed and climbed on the back of the Horse and off they went together to hunt and kill the Wolf. They found the Wolf and with the spear of Man and the Speed of the Horse killed it.
Then after congratulating each other the Horse said to Man "Now we've killed the Wolf you can get off my back". To which Man tugged the reins and said "Whoa, Neddy!!"

You just can't trust anyone

 

I worry about that statement of yours, Aesculus. So if I decline about you wanting me to come for Dinner you will understand, won't you??