A Horse, a horse, my Kingdom for a Horse

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  1. JWK

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    I went into Iceland shopping to check out the beef burgers, an assistant came up to me and asked why I was poking them, I said I was feeling a little hoarse.
     
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      Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.



      I'll get my coat in a minute.....
       
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        So I then went into Tesco's and bought beef burgers for my stable diet.
         
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          I'm getting inundated with emails about these horse meat beef burgers, are they spam?
           
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            They've now found uni-quorn meat in Tescos vegetarian burgers.
             
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              Darn it!! I was going to click the "Winner" icon; but it's been removed. This one had me dribble my tea :redface:
               
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              Tescos have cleared out all their burgers instore and made them 'unavailable' online, so watch out vegetarians because your veggie burgers will be all that's left for everybody

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                There is a worry that they made be made with uniquorn mince!
                 
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                I stocked up on the Uniquorn sossages last week when they were on special offer, £1 for 8:dbgrtmb:
                 
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                I reckon they'll give you the trots......(sorry couldn't resist that one):whistle:
                 
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                  I've heard that Tesco's meatballs are the dog's b*******
                   
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                  Cake, Beefcake or Horsecake?

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                    Tesco-Unexpected item in bagging area.

                    Yeah, a bloody horse.
                     
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                      I selected some burgers on the Tesco website...

                      I then clicked on "add to cart"
                       
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                        Has anyone else noticed that the word HAMBURGERS rearranged,

                        spells SHERGAR BUM?

                        Bad sorry :snork:
                         
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