Liver

surelly it taste better cooked

 

Oh no!!!! The (not so) little darlings will want to be doing this experiment in my fridge "for scientific research reasons" now!!!

 

If it moves, cook it well. You don't wannabe catching Liver Fluke

 

My 1st husband who was a butcher, (proper butcher) told me this 40 years ago when we first married, It took me years to stop standing and staring at any liver we had, in case it moved.
You have put me back 40 years now, It will be months before i can eat liver again

 

Borrowed from Radio 2,

 

O.M.G. That`s it no liver

 

I've not gone near one since 1984, I even run past butchers shops.

 

Are you a horse?

 

Nay Lad.

 

How many have eaten horse knowingly, I have it`s delicious.

 

Now hang on just a minute.....does it really take it's plate everywhere with it?? They're some flukes!

 

No messing with those ones, they'd probably put it in a new cow if they thought it necessary.