Burnt me foot

Or at least until May. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Naked_Gardening_Day

 

OOOH, are you only supposed to garden in the buff once a year then?

 

I think the organisers of naked gardening day are Northernist. The only time in my life when I once actually developed full blown hypothermia was in fact in early May. June or early July would be better for us.

 

Isn't water supposed to be on the outside of a dinghy?

 

Not when its so hot that you can't find anywhere at all to escape the intense heat of a British summer on the tropical north east coast region.

 

Brilliant Clue

 

@Zigs, you haven't been sat smoking on barrels of suspect chemicals again have you? Up in Leeds this time?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-27099905

 

It was a long journey, i'd just pulled over for a smoke