Things that make no sense to me

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    1. Some people, and by some I mean more than a few, dislike Brussels sprouts.
     
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      2. People who dont trust anything the goverment, tv, newspapers, police etc say yet believe every post posted on facebook is the complete truth and totally accurate.
       
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        Common sense being mistaken for genius.
         
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          4. People who buy a million loaves for Christmas practically clearing the bread aisle in the supermarket in one go. No one can make that many turkey sandwiches surely? The shops here are only shut on the 25th. :biggrin: :rolleyespink:
           
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            Nipples on Men :scratch:
             
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              5. Why does wearing those Christmas paper hats always give me a headache. :dunno:

              Normally, I hardly ever get headaches. :scratch: Makes no sense to me.
               
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                Because God is a woman. She wanted us to share the pain of nipple rash when we go jogging.
                 
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                  What's jogging :dunno:
                   
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                    It's what some people do as part of their new year ritual. They buy themselves a pair of expensive trainers and then perform the ritual for the first two weeks of January. Some believe that this simple annual ritual repairs the effects of decades of self abuse and neglect, and then they become all righteous and learn terms like 'hamstrings' and 'contusion of the achilles tendon'.
                     
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                      please get a bigger hat....
                       
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                        It is what we geezers do with their memory
                         
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                          You forgot to add in Wiki!!!

                          Genius being mistaken for common sense.
                           
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                            which reminds me, we women have to go through childbirth so why is it that men can't use their nipples to help breast feed the baby...
                             
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                              Why no one under the age of thirty can pull themselves away from their mobile phone!
                               
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                                Even one of the Boxing day hunt riders was sat on her 'orse texting! Can you get nicked for riding a horse whilst texting? :biggrin:
                                 
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