Well give us your birthday and month and I'll draw one up for you:thumb:
You can get all kinds from Ann Summers....then again the co-op sell em. Much more fun going round Ann Summers first though.
Well once a fortnight is a complete waste of time. Should be everyday...with a choice...sit here with a newspaper in silence or take this brush...
Many congratulations to you both...have a really good one and have a drink on me.:thumb:[img]
I knew there was a system a while ago, that people on job - seekers had to sign in everyday for so many hours and were provided with papers,...
You can get two bunches in ladies tights.....:eek:
May the 8th Sis...ok here is your horrorscope for the week ahead.Don't blame me, I'm only the Tarot Reader, or is that carrot:confused:
Too true spud, heh,heh.:thumb:
Sealant.1" of concrete all over, heh,heh....no only kidding.Try this, third item down..will give you an idea of what you are looking for...
Dont you darlink me....I have enough problems with Nutley. Anyway, I am far to shy to discuss it in pubic...sorry, public.I hope that...
Would it be ok if I mentioned a sexual problem I have......oh, better not eh.
Oh eck, and I am eating my supper.....:eek:
Apologies Moyra, I thought you were referring to a part of your anatomy...:oRight then, lets have a look see.This is your week...
Why Lolly, your whale bone corsets burst or what.:D
Well, before I can offer any advice Moyra...I could really do with your star sign.As for you two Nuts and Lolly...you are in deep porridge.:mad:
Stop trying to hijack this important and serious information thread Nuts, otherwise I shall promote someone else to be the manager in the POP...
So between the two of you he was 5 stone better off then.:rolleyes:
Well Lolly.If you haven't learned how got get things erect these day's, as a librarian I would leaf it alone and shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Ah, so you were a test tube baby....your future looks transparent to say the least.I feel your love life is on the ascendancy (looking in my...
Are you having problems with spots and zits. Sex Life. Flatulence, Verbal diarrhea. Anything for that matter.Please post your fears and...
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