(Marriage).A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!.The Husband yells, " When You Die I'm...
Not Many May Know This. ,When Johnny Cash wrote the song," Ring Of Fire",It Was After He Had Inadvertently Used Vick...
I posted a thread on Garden Forum way back,December 13th 2017 regarding Biodegradable and Degradable Plastics. I said in my post back then, the...
A Man notices green lumps on his manhood,so he goes to the Doctors."That's Serious", says the Doctor , "You know how Rugby players get...
Message To Fat Controller.;) In answer to your Brain Teaser ;).The Orange Traffic Cone Shoved Oan Ra Heed Of The Statue Of The Duke Of...
A 97 year old man goes into his doctors office and says,"Doc,I want my sex drive lowered"!"Sir," replied the doctor," your 97, don't you...
Why Is It So Hard, These Days, For Women To Find Men Who Are Sensitive,Caring, And Good Looking ??.Because Those Guys Already Have...
During my check-up I asked the Doctor,"Do You Think I,ll Live A Long And Healthy Life Then ?.He replied," I Doubt It Somehow, Mercury Is In...
BRILLIANT, Zigs. They Must Have Had , (GOOD VIBRATIONS ). :whistle::whistle::whistle:;);).
Two Scottish ladies were chatting over the garden fence when one enquired she hasn't seen the others Husband for over a week..."Och, a Sent...
A Senior citizen goes in for His Yearly Physical with his wife tagging along.When the Doctor enters the Examination room he say's,"I Will Need A...
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike,then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way.So I Stole One And Asked...
Today's News.A Bottle was found on a beach in Perth Western Australia. In the bottle was a message which was dated 1886 it had been floating...
And Joseph was sent on a mighty Mission To Jerusalem.:yahoo:.On entering the gates of the City he was accosted by a Harlot,who saith unto him, "...
Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it...
On the news tonight.In Saudi they have Camel Beauty Shows. Some of the owners have been fined substantial amounts of money for using Botox to...
THE MIND REPLAYS WHAT THE HEART CAN'T DELETE.Defence Attorney: "Will you please state your Age ?"Old Lady:, "I am 94 years old".Defence...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a Saloon and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns...
I'm Just Thinking !I Wonder If Those Scots Will Want To Go Back To Their Old Bawbees Again ???:scratch::scratch::scratch:.
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