a camel joke

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by oldwinegum, Jul 30, 2007.

  1. oldwinegum

    oldwinegum Gardener

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    A baby camel asks his mother why have camels got big feet.
    "It's to stop us sinking in the sands of the desert" she replied.
    Later on he asked her why all camels had humps.
    "It's so we can store water while crossing the desert" she replied.
    Back he came later and asked her why camels have long eyelashes.
    "It's to keep the sand out of our eyes when its blowing in the desert" she replied.
    After sometime pondering the answers he said "Mum".
    "What now son" she asked.
    "What the ******* hell are we doing in London Zoo"? he asked.
     
  2. Kedi-Gato

    Kedi-Gato Gardener

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    That's cute, and he was one smart little camel baby.
     
  3. accidentalgardener

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    I'm gonna be ill if you keep making me laugh so much :D
     
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