A Joke Or Two 2023/24

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  1. wiseowl

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    Another terrible cracker joke!

    What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?

    Freeze a jolly good fellow! :thud:
     
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      How many crackers did you have at Christmas, only just trying to work out how long this is likely to take. :roflol:
       
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          @pete Only 3 more left! :biggrin:

          What do snowmen eat for lunch?

          Icebergers! :roflol:
           
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            Apparently this is a price list from a fish and chip shop in Clack Heaton??? Up North in 1976.
            EE by gum it was cheap then.

            But Cake and chips???
            Is that Victoria sponge or madeira ?
            Answers on a post card please.:biggrin:
             
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                  Here's my penultimate joke from Christmas crackers:

                  How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

                  Stacks! :roflol:

                  Alright don't everyone fall on the floor laughing their heads off all at once!!! :hapydancsmil::heehee:
                   
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                    Can we pay you to stop Balc:whistle:
                     
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                      I promise tomorrow will be the last!!! :heehee: For this Christmas at least!!! :roflol:
                       
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                        Our local chippy sells battered Mars bars and battered creme eggs at Easter. :biggrin:
                         
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                          And Specials????:yikes::scratch::what:
                           
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                              CAKE refers to Fish Cakes
                              SPECIALS refers to offer of the day, Like smaller fish sold a bit cheaper
                              or even Pie and chips
                               
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