A Joke Or Two 2025

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            Very best wishes to you all for a happy and healthy 2025 :star: d418203fdbe636a6cc55c92096958dce.jpg
             
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              Giving Sadiq Khan the title 'Sir'

              is like giving Tommy Robinson the title 'Ayatollah'
               
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                Kekius Maximus???? A character from The Life of Brian?
                 
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                      A local Iceland store today! Bit early ??:thud: IMG-20250102-WA0002.jpg
                       
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                        My cousin has been accused of selling out of date Irish Cream Liqueur.
                        The trial is at the Old Bailey’s.
                         
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                            People are often shocked when they find out how terrible I am as an Electrician.
                             
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                              Sky News "Government to 'stop at nothing against gangs as number of Channel migrants rises"

                              I thought they were already doing nothing.
                               
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