A Woman's Guide to Men.......

I know you have probably seen these before, but gave me a good giggle today.....

How can you save a man from drowning?
- Take your foot off his head.

What do you call a man with an IQ of 5?
- Gifted.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
- Who cares!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- We don't know - its never happened!!

What is the thinnest book in the world?
- What men know about Women!!!!

(there were a couple of others, but they are a bit rude, so thought I'd better not post them!!)

So - come on Guys - no doubt you'll get your revenge!!

 

You asked for it Elainefiz.

What have you done wrong if she comes out of the kichen to nag you?

Made the chain too long! :D

 

Men's faults are many, womens's only two... everthing they say and everything they do! :D

 

i never said a word :confused:

 

loking at wrong post sorry !

 

I'm sure you don't have a chain

 

yes, i do.it is attatched to someone else though and if he yanks it,i yank back so we usually bang into each other in the middle.
Honey Bee, i agree with everything you say, although i have to admit,strongylodon bounced back well :D

 

someone's gotta stand up for our corner!

 

Round 2! :D
Why have women got small feet :confused:

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

 

A woman has the last word in any argument....

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

yes. :D

 

:D :D :D