Adam and Eve at Christmas

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  1. good digger

    good digger Gardener

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    Adam and Eve
    In the garden of Eden
    were feeling rather jolly
    But what will they do in the wintertime
    when the only leaves are holly?
     
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    and staying on this theme.....

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

    So, how is everything going?" enquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.


    The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

    "That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And
    God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.


    Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"


    "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a
    moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.


    Now let's see............where did I put that useless t!t?

    Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that nonsense about the rib?

    [​IMG]
     
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    why do us men feel unwanted at times :D :D :eek:
     
  6. good digger

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    Terrible! you lot started it all with that damned apple. Thought i should mention that adam was alone first of all and God made the offer to him of a companion but it would cost him an arm and a leg, Adam decided to decline the offer and so God offered him an unfinished project for just a rib, and man has been paying the price ever since :D
     
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    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    :D :D [​IMG] [​IMG] :D

    very funny, i laughed alot.
     
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