An Old Man Goes Into An Ice Cream Parlour

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    A little old man shuffled into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully up onto a bar stool.

    After catching his breathe he ordered a banana split.

    The waitress asked, kindly, "crushed nuts?"

    "No" he replied "arthritis."
     
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    :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: Good One Shiney.
     
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