Another Triumph For Apple

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    Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

    The iTit will cost from £399 to £499, depending on cup and speaker size.

    This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
     
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      I presume it is limited to stereo.
      Surround sound ? - the mind boggles:scratch:
       
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        It has it's own unique method of storing music....it's called the Mammary Memory. :loll:
        How about potential songs to be played on the iTit?

        I'll set the ball rolling with;

        Chest a song at twilight
        Don't cleave me this way
        Bra-hemian Rhapsody

        I'm sure some of you can come up with more. :D
         
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        Thanks Shiney!! That cracked me up! I'm at work and getting looked at like I'm nuts or something.......:rolleyespink:
         
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        I'm beginning to think it's the 1st of April! :loll:
         
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        Keep abreast, Sheal, keep abreast.:D
         
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          I want to know what happens when the battery runs flat! :heehee:
           
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          Well, the chest does too, I guess:heehee::D:loll:
           
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            You just connect a charger to the two contact points. :thumbsup:
             
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