Any one for a Yoghurt ? ..

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  1. MichaelJohn

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    Why the complaint? He obviously bought a pot marked 'now with extra calcium'.

    There was a snack bar in a building where I used to work. Once, after making up the day's sandwiches, one of the canteen ladies noticed that she was missing a fingernail. The staff peeled the clingfilm off the entire batch and had a good old root through everything. No added ingredient was found, so they all breathed a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, however, an egg and cress sandwich containing the absent nail had already been bought. The lucky new owner was the Corporation doctor. He was not best pleased.
     
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      Oh to be bright enough to make money

      Some years ago whilst working in field service I bought a roll and a can of coke
      I bit into the roll and cut my mouth, on removal of object it was the top of a glass bottle of ketchup, I stated what had happened
      They said oh the chef did drop a ketchup bottle thismorning, but we collected it all up here is another roll, I declined and wandered off

      Looking back I should have got a lawyer then retired, but that is not me, the wound healed in a couple of days and it did not keep me off work

      On the other hand an Aunty found a dead mouse in a famous bakers sliced loaf
      Not going to the press she got free bakery products for a year :-) personally delivered

      Jack McH
       
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      I think I might of declined...

      then again

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      That about the ketchup I think should have been reported not only for compensation for you but for the dangerously low level of safety standards.
      You have been very lucky that you only had a small cut!

      Regarding the mouse I suppose I would have probably taken the free products for one year (it is a temptation I must admit) but after one year and one day I would have gone to the press (allright maybe just pass the word around:D).

      Although a baked mouse could be less dangerous than a piece of glass I imagine.

      PS how did the tooth end up in the yoghourt? Maybe some employees trying to drink some yoghourt?
      I once found a whole cherry stone inside a pot of Onken yoghourt and sent a complain but they said that because on the pot they say that it is possible to find stones in the yoghourt they were practically in the right.
       
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