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The sonic-the-hendgehog highway

 

"Counting the cars on the New Jersey turnpike, they've all come to look for WWHHHHHEEEEYYYYYHHAAAYY......America"

Apologies to Simon & Garfunkel.

 

We Have All Heard Of The New High Speed Trains :th_scifD36:.

This Is The Latest Idea :th_scifD36:, High Speed Loop Road.!!!.

Within The Loop You Create So Much Speed that You Shoot Like A Rocket Across The River To The Other Side . Completely Cuts Out Building Bridges . Simple's :DOH::DOH:.

 

Government takes environmental issues to a whole new level with new advertising campaign, urging people to utilise the heat generated from todays beans on toast.

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A breakthrough in Lunar Energy! Why use Solar power when you can harness the power of the moon?

 

"Oh James Darling " , "Your Tea Is Ready" , "Come And Get It when I'm!! Its HOT" :WINK1::WINK1:.

 

"Is This Where The Mountains of Mourne Sweep Down To The Tea" ???? .

 

Bum Tea Bum Tea Bum

 

My Dad Always Was A Cheapskate .

He Buys The Cheaper All One Colour Flowers .

Then He Gives Me The Paints To Add The Colours:th_scifD36:.

 

I Told My Dad I Wanted To Be A Painter Like, Vincent Van Gogh, and be Able to Paint Artistic Works like,

A Vase With Fifteen Sunflowers :thumb:.





He Told Me ,There Were Plenty Flowers To Paint In The Garden .

 

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